Open Letter to Meg Ryan

Dear Meg,

Right away, I want to tell you that I'm normally not this snarky to celebrities that I've never met. The one's I've met, yes, but not the ones I haven't met. However I may never get the chance to meet you (and pretty much this post will guarantee that) so I just have to get this out here and now:

I can't tell the difference between you and Mick Jagger. See below for reference:


Please Sweetie, back off the procedures. You used to be the cutest thing in town. I actually watched you when you were cute little Betsy Andropolous (ok I watched the wedding with you and Frank, but I can't remember if you were a Snyder or not). I thought you were just so perky and cute. I wanted the hair cut. Actually I probably had the hair cut but on me it didn't look the same.

Anyway, not my point. Ever since the whole Dennis/Russell fiasco you just haven't seemed like yourself. I think it may be the Restalyne. Or the collagen. Or the fact that Extra just won't lay off the interviews with your Mom (whom, by the way, is aging better than you are so seriously, Meg, step away from the Botox.)

So anyway, as a fan, as someone who actually has seen "Joe Versus the Volcano" more than one time *sober*, please, for the love of all that is holy, stop stop stop with the procedures. Be yourself, your cute, maybe not so perky now, self. Cos you are adorable.

Usually.

You'll totally thank me for it. (or send me restraining order. Whatever.)


thank you to Celebrity Moms for the photo.